Oh my. Does that ticker say less than 100 days till the baby is supposed to be here? That is kind of scary but not so much yet. Ah time flies. So much to do and so little time to do it in.
So I have a "stalker" of sorts now. Yeah you all remember the neighbor I had that was a freaking nut job. Yes the one that out of the blue called my house and bit@hed me out, then said she never wanted to speak to me again. To which my answer was fine and hanging up on her? Yeah well ever since my DH told her DH that I was pregnant (mind you the only reason he was told is cause he works for my DH) she has decided that she wants to be friends with me again. I think I told you of the phone call when she first found. How she was happy for us blah blah blah and how she hoped that I had the worst morning sickness in the world cause I deserved that. My end of the conversation on that day was like this uh huh, thank you, okay bye. DH was pissed that she called. So since then it has been emails at the weirdest times and about the stupidest things. First one was cause she wanted someone else to make me a sling to carry the baby around in. Okay fine whatever. Then since that was my response she wanted to meet me at Walmart so I could pick the fabric and she could buy it. Uh no. So I was at Walmart one day found some I liked went home and emailed and told her what it was and what it looked like. Well then she emailed that she bought that fabric but couldn't find anything for the inside so she just bought double of the print that I picked. Okay whatever. Then nothing for a while. Then it was oh remember those cookies you made with my kids last year at Christmas time. Well she tried to make them and they didn't turn out right. Well duh when you don't ask for a recipe and don't write things down of course they won't turn out. So I sent her that. Then it was a message says the sling was done and she would be dropping it off that week. Oh great now she is coming to my house. Well that week goes by and nothing. Whatever!! Don't really care. Then it is preparing for Christmas and New year's and all that so I hear nothing from her in the month of October, November, December and now in the past 2 days I have gotten 3 different emails from her. Well the first one was saying that the sling isn't done yet and well the girl who is making it has been really sick with m/s and she is going out of town from the 9th till the 28th. Okay whatever but you had said a couple months ago that it was done. So whatever. Then it goes on to say she has this really neat jacket that is 18 month size that her son wore a couple of times that she wants to give us cause it is so cool and won't go to waste cause she is sure that we will love it. YEAH NOT!!!! Don't care what kind of jacket it is if it touched your freaking kid I don't want anything to do with it. Then she congratulates me on where we are going next and how she has a friend there who is about to have a new baby and is all ready planning a road trip to that area. Well don't freaking add my house (where ever it might be) to your trip. So bells start going off in my head. Cause I haven't said boo about where we are moving to anyone because I didn't want this freak to find out. So of course I email DH and ask him. Yup you guessed it he told her DH who of course told her. Oh my god!!!!!!!! Okay so that was the first email that about made me freak out and cry. Oh so fun. So then yesterday I get an email about some house she found in the area we are going to that will be available to rent. She just figured that I would want to know about it. If it wasn't enough not only did she send me that info once but then she had to send it again because "my year old daughter turned off the computer and it didn't show that it sent". What ever. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
I swear if I could send her an email that would make her fingers exploded off of her body with one touch of the keyboard that would be awesome. She wouldn't be able to call me or email me or even drive her car anywhere near me. I don't need this. Is it Feburary yet? Cause she leaves this rock on Feb 15th and I hope that is the end of hearing from her.
To answer the question I know is coming, I swear that I had her email addy blocked but it came back. Now I have tried blocking it again so we shall see if it is going to work. There are spouse websites that she and I both belong to but I know I have her blocked from contacting me on those. If I get one more email from her, I am telling my DH to tell her DH to tell her to back the f*(& off!!!! She is the one of said leave me alone. Not me. It is like high school I swear. But I am not in high school. If you say to me leave me alone, never speak to me again. Well okay then I am done. No more contact for anything. If you were burning on the side of the road I would keep on going. That is how much I don't ever want to speak with this idiot again. You would think that she would get that hint when I don't say anything when on the phone with you and answer your emails with one word answers or just plain out don't answer them at all.
Other than that all is well in my little icebox on the top of the crater on the rock in the middle of the ocean. Hope everyone else is having a great weekend as well.
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